Percy 'Persassy' Jackson, here, son of Posassy (AKA Poseidon), God of Exfoliating Sea Salts and Seaweed Wraps. I'm the BAMF and Sarcasm extraordinaire and I've saved everything about a million times, nbd. I'm flawless and I know what the fruit is up. Ask me stuff!
AND GUUURRRRL, DON'T GO RUINING MY SHIPS, OR I WILL CUT YOU WITH MAH DADDY'S TRIDENT.